|Cast: Wilford Brimley,
Director(s): Jim Wheat
Run Cindel, Run!
I know George Lucas always said that Star Wars was written for kids, but this was pushing it. The Ewoks were tolerable in 'Jedi', but anything Ewok-related afterwards was just plain annoying and an obvious cash-grab to sucker in the wee ones.
This was televised in '85 and we waited weeks to finally see it, and even as kids we were calling BULLSHIT! on this.
Oh yeah, nice casting of Wiford Brimley....what, was he finished his Quaker Oats contract? You couldn't get anyone even REMOTELY appealing? Even for TV? I mean, even Geraldo Rivera woulda been better (though not by much).
I heard they wanted to cast Wilford as King Kong....
....he could dump lotsa oatmeal on people and stuff....
....you'd have to defend yourself with an oatmeal spoon.....
....then make out with Naomi Watts after Wilford Kong falls to his death.
All I see are red-Xs
As for the movie: Banthar poo-doo!
EWOKS MUST DIE!!!
I was young, and Loved the Ewoks, and I still thought this sucked. Lucas is such a sell out.
Oh, Lucas always was a sell-out. And I can't blame him, I mean he's a multi-kajillionaire thanks to merchandise and such, but you can still sell lots of merch and not compromise artistic integrity by making horseshit like this and putting poo-poo jokes in The Phantom Menace.
Me-sa steppa in Dewback poo-poo!
funny, i typed Jim Jam Bonks, and came across this. What could this all mean?
Wassa theesa a means?
Messa had too much to drinka
Hey, all those red x's above are being shown on MY computer, but anyways, if you were curious, some one made a Donkey Kong game with Wilford Brimley as Wilford Kong instead.
Here's the link -
The little red Xs are what happens when you hotlink and the host moves, deletes, or otherwise changes the original image.
Master Woodsman, you SUCK. Hotlinking is TEH EVIL!!
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