|Cast: William Hurt,
Director(s): Stephen Hopkins
Genre: Science Fiction
now I've seen some pieces of shit in my days, but this one takes the cake. It's up there on my all time least favorite movie theater viewings. TOTAL BULLSHIT. This movie went nowhere. The only remotly "cool" things were the mechanical spiders (which weren't original or all THAT cool to begin with). Acting was sub-par and that terrible, TERRIBLE CGI'd Ass monkey just killed it for me.
Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain??
I hated iy, but not as much as Darrell, who I saw it with in the theater. I'm only bombing it cuz that works out to a 1/2 star rating, which I think it deserves, cuz I liked the soundtrack. (THERE'S something to fix, Derek! Make a BOMB a BOMB, and put in the 1/2 star rating already!)
Overall though, bleh. Good actors, wasted on tripe.
Oh the pain, the pain of it all!
Have to agree with the lot of ya...terrible movie.
The reason I made a bomb is because every movie requires a lot of work and thus deserves at least something.
Just kidding. This movie blew chunks. Too sterile.
The REAL reason I made a bomb a 1/2 star is because my program differentiates a comment (0 stars) from an actual review (>0 stars) based on the stars. So I had to give a bomb something other than zero!
YOU'RE a zero.
Fly... THROUGH??! the planet?!?!
THAT'S CALLED CRASHING, NUMBNUTS!!
God. I'd give it a half-star, for the score and the effects and Heather Graham in a skin-tight jumpsuit, but apparently in Derek's system 0=0.5, so...
LAWL! ELL OH ELL!
I JUST re-watched this with THE BOY, y'know - to see if my bomb rating should stand...
Mmmm, I wouldn't BOMB it per se. I think it might deserve 1/2, maybe even ONE star...its heart was in the right place....it was just so...............stupid?
I agree the CGI cutesy-poo monkey is worthy of 2 stars knocked off right away and the poor treatment of space/time continuum...sigh.
Oh, and the annoying "middle sister"...and the annoying small boy. And Joey from Friends.
Oh, OK! Bomb it is...
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