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BTDesign Award
Anaconda (1997)

Cast: Jon Voight, Jennifer Lopez, Eric Stoltz, Ice Cube, Vincent Castellanos, Jonathan Hyde, Kari Wuhrer, Owen Wilson, Danny Trejo

Director(s): Luis Llosa

Language: English

Genre: Horror


A big-budget B-movie thrill ride, ANACONDA stars Jon Voight as Sarone, a hardened, crusty river man riding the Amazon who is rescued by a film crew when the propeller on his boat malfunctions. The crew, led by director Terri Flores (Jennifer Lopez), hopes to make a documentary about the Amazon tribe known as The People of the Mist. She is joined by her cinematographer (Ice Cube) and a scientist (Eric Stoltz), among others. Unfortunately for all of them, a monstrous, 40-foot anaconda--which habit... [Get complete synopsis]


motleymitch wrote on April 30, 2005, 11:36 am
Whenever I think of 'Event Horizon', I think of this no-brains B-movie as well. Jon Voight was WAY over the top as the bad guy, but delightful.
"Snakes don't eat people."
"Oh, no?"
Jennifer Lopez, before she was J-Lo. And Ice Cube in his first big snake movie!
"There's snakes out there that big?!"
The snakes weren't too convincing (CGI still finding its footing), but Lopez wet and half-nude is what PLONT is all oabout!
Deril wrote on May 1, 2005, 10:47 am
This is true plont through & through. A true B-movie in every sense. To me this in Event Horizon, but with giant snakes
Ice Cube - "They got snakes here that big? I'm going back to L.A."
Papamikey wrote on May 2, 2005, 12:27 pm
I LOVED this movie! Except for the "down the Anaconda's Throat" cam, I've always had a (justifiably) strong Phobia of being eaten whole so that shot kinda gave me the willies.

It'd be fun to watch it again since I now abhor J.Lo. Back when she was "just" an actress, I didn't mind her. Now that she's got an ego so big it attracts MOONS, I wonder if I would retro-actively hate her in this?


Papa Mikey!
MrTTT wrote on July 11, 2006, 8:58 am
Mood: funny
Best movie I've ever seen!!!! Big snakes & J-Lo
Jefferygn wrote on July 11, 2006, 9:28 am
Oh the intellectual marathon has BEGUN!

Rock on MrTTT!
Papamikey wrote on July 11, 2006, 10:52 am
Isn't "Big Snakes and J-Lo" the name of the latest "Freaks of Nature" pr8n?

motleymitch wrote on July 11, 2006, 11:08 am
Yup! But it's not what you think it is!

Papamikey wrote on July 11, 2006, 11:23 am

I'm simultaneously aroused and repulsed at the same time.


Anyone ever see the movie where J-Lo takes it from behind? It's an actual film....see if you can find it.

Papa Mikey!
Papamikey wrote on July 11, 2006, 11:30 am

Found it...it was "U-Turn" (by Oliver Stone, no less). Now off to see if it's been reviewed...

Jefferygn wrote on July 11, 2006, 4:29 pm

two things: 1) You're all class!
2) Takes one classy guy to know another classy guy!
motleymitch wrote on December 29, 2006, 12:20 pm
motleymitch wrote on December 29, 2006, 12:27 pm
Look at the picture above...is that an anaconda?
I believe it is!
Does it have spots? Whaddaya know, I believe it does!
Now look at the picture below....is that an albatross? Darn tootin'! Does it have spots?
Nary a one!
Advantage: Burns!

Deril wrote on December 29, 2006, 2:41 pm
I'm shocked. Anyways, you won the game already, but OK. I apologize and give you 1 more point for your spotted Anaconda.

Deril wrote on December 29, 2006, 3:00 pm
ctually, you are wrong. Albatrosses DO have spots read below (near the bottom)

The Wandering Albatross has the largest wingspan of any bird, with the average wingspan being 3.1 meters (10.2 feet). The longest-winged examples verified have been about 3.7 m (12 feet), but probably erroneous reports of as much as 5.3 m (17.5 feet) are known. The length of the body is about 1.35 m (4.4 feet) with females being slightly smaller than males, and they weigh typically from 6 to 12 kg (13-26 lb). Immature birds have been recorded weighing as much as 16.1 kg (35 lb) during their first flights. The plumage varies with age, but adults have white bodies with black and white wings. Males have whiter wings than females with just the tips and trailing edges of the wings black. They also show a faint peach spot on the side of the head. The Wandering Albatross is the whitest of the Wandering Albatross species complex, the other species having a great deal more brown and black on the wings and body as breeding adults, very closely resembling immature Wandering Albatrosses. The large bill is pink, as are the feet.

For more information on Albatrosses check out this link.


PS> Mitch, I'm surprised you didn't know this as you are the "bird expert" after all.
motleymitch wrote on December 30, 2006, 4:11 am
There is a difference between having spots and having a single peach-tinted birthmark on the side of your head, but enough of this gay banter!
Back to anacondas!

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