|Cast: Leonor Varela, Jason London, Robert Picardo, Marc Macaulay, Amber Bartlett, Griff Furst, Mark Hanson, Grant James, Rick Robinson Jr., Steve Reevis|
Director(s): Todor Chapkanov
Ah, another classic SyFy Channel feature extraordinaire! I DID watch the whole thing, but take note Mikey: this is easily one to casually glance at while folding the laundry on a tuesday evening. Predictable to the bone, bad creature CGI (and by 'creature', I mean a bigger than normal wolf), ham-fisted acting (particulary by the more evil than evil douchebag villain played by Robert PIcardo - you know him as the doctor from 'Star Trek: Voyager' and also from the what I'm sure is awesome feature 'Mega Shark Vs. Crocosaurus'!), lines of dialogue stolen from better movies and even from songs(?!), racist stereotypes that would even insult rednecks, illogical loopholes (even within this film's own stunted logic), hokey sub-plots, and lots of running-from-the-camera POV's. When will the white man learn to not pollute and not to dig for oil on sacred ancient Native American land? If they had just listened to Big Chief Stereotype they could've avoided all the unleashings of the Monsterwolf Spirit, but noooooooo! Stupid, greedy, self-important whiteys!
I am officially OFF of "made-for-TV" SCyFy PLONT movies...they're MY new Dances with Wolves list.
There's a Mega Shark Vs. Crocosaurus movie??!!!!
Just looked it up.
It's stars Urkel ?? WTF???
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