|Cast: Mark Dacascos ,
Billy Zane ,
Amelia Cooke ,
Emma Lahana ,
Kim Coates ,
Darren Shahlavi ,
Dominique Vandenberg ,
Lindsay Maxwell ,
Luke Darnell |
Director(s): Jesse Johnson ,
Genre: Action / Disaster
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What to do...what to do...Sunday night, The Walking Dead just ended (STILL an awesome show, BTW!) - laundry folded...flip through the channels....Sci-Fi channel - movie coming on called "ALIEN AGENT" - terrible title but tune in for the first 5 mins to see...
HEY HEY! LOLLLL!!! It's the "Chairman" from Iron Chef America - and he's an indistructible um.....Alien.....um, AGENT!
And HEY HEY! It's Billy Zane - so DESPERATELY in need of a paycheque...
So VERY VERY made-for-TV with generic "Alien Bad Guys" who are obviously bad 'cuz they're dressed up as mercenaries and donning sunglasses and looking "BAD A$$".
Insert token Hawtie "eye-candy" who will never go topless 'cuz this is Made-for-TV crap annnnnd....KA_CHUNK!
WAIT! Spoke too soon...maybe there WAS boobage...ah, well, too late the ETB stands.
I SAID: "A...LA.....CUISINE!"
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