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Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Cast: Kevin James, Jayma Mays, Keir O'Donnell, Bobby Cannavale, Stephen Rannazzisi, Shirley Knight

Director(s): Steve Carr

Language: English

Genre: Comedy


Coming off the finale of television's popular sitcom THE KING OF QUEENS and 2007's I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY, funnyman Kevin James takes the role of a single dad in this largely physical comedy, which the actor also co-wrote. Paul Blart (James) is a hard worker, but has never landed his dream job of being New Jersey state trooper due to his excess weight. Determined to support his mother and his daughter, Blart takes the slightly less glamorous post as the security guard at his local s... [Get complete synopsis]


motleymitch wrote on November 1, 2009, 9:01 am
This was on the tube the other night, and Deril and I were watching maybe 5 minutes of it, get ready to ETB it, and then we ended up watching mostly the whole thing for whatever ungodly reason, like a train wreck you can't take your eyes off of.
No laughs whatsoever, not even a smirk or giggle.
Truly and utterly pathetic (and more so because we watched like idiots).
It's essentially 'Home Alone', but in a mall, with 1 1/2 hours of fat guy Kevin James either A) riding a segway, or B) rolling around on the floor. Seriously, that's about it. Everything about this 'film' had a made-for-TV vibe - the acting, writing, direction, editing...
...it's just one of those films where you wonder why there's a market for this and who in their right mind watches this and finds it remotely funny? This is what's wrong with the world. Fuck Kevin James and his fat guy shtick, that's what I say.
Deril wrote on November 6, 2009, 1:58 pm
Couldn't agree more. I really don't know why we kept watching and watching. It wasn't even funny bad. Just bad bad. I agree with Mitch's whole "fuck Kevin James and his fat guy shtick"

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