|Cast: Lorenzo Lamas, Deborah Gibson, Mega Shark, Giant Octopus|
Director(s): Jack Perez
Genre: Action / Disaster
I want to OFFICIALLY go on record as NOT the one who brought this movie forward...thankyouverymuch.
*Licks wounds from Alien 3000 and Raging Sharks*(
If the September Manos happens, I'll pay for this rental !!
On a side note, we will certainly have to pick up some gummie sharks and gummie octopi
September? I'm thinking in two weeks in Ottawa (the 29th)! Sorry Deril, you lose!
Mega-FUCK YOU !
Yes, we're idiots.
This one definitely descends into 'Raging Sharks' & 'Alien 3000' territory (though Mikey will never truly be absolved of those sins).
Also, 'Mammoth' comes to mind. As in, the anticipated creatures in the eponymous title show up in the actual film in maybe 4 scenes. So yes, the trailer was all you really needed to watch.
Unless you truly love Debbie Gibson reaction shots as she 'commandeers' a submarine and 'acts' in a 'film'. Wretched from beginning to end, and hey, we frickin' fast-forwarded most of it (though watching a film at chipmunk-speed is at least slightly amusing).
One more thing - as much as I appreciate Rob torrenting all the films for this particular ManosFest, I think part of the fun is actually going to the rental place and bickering/vetoing over our selections. Next time, we go back to doing it old skool!
Also terrible. Never lived up to the actual TITLE. Ugh.
I'd like to go ON RECORD as having (ironically enough) WARNED you this would be BAD-bad and not "funny-bad" as we wanted in Manos.
It's "Made-for-TV" bullshit along the lines of Cyborg Soldier and that Mammoth thing...
MY GOD. I've become a conaisseur of crap.
My first visit back to the site and I have 30+ movies to rate, so the next bunch will be just ratings, however, just wanted to agree with the lot. This was pure trash and a real let down. At least I didn't spend $40 on e-bay for it.
The movie sucked, but the physics calculations in that jpg, brilliant!
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