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Manos 2008 (2008)

Cast: The usual cast of losers....

Director(s): Who wants to be credited with this?

Language: English

Genre: Thriller

Not a real movie!

Synopsis

A bunch of guys get together to watch bad movies.... in an Ogre cave.....

Go Figure!

 

MasterWoodsman wrote on September 18, 2008, 8:54 pm
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Well... I thought it had to be done.....

And Yes, Mike, I WILL bring the Apricot Beer!

Papamikey wrote on September 19, 2008, 7:23 am
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You Doofenhoyle!

I was asking YOU if YOU wanted ME to BRING YOU some apricot beer...so I went ahead and bought two cases...

OH WELL, MORE FOR ALL OF US!!

Mmmmm, Apricotty Gewdeness

AND SOUR GUMMIS?!

Bliss.

POL! There actually IS a cake called "Apricot Bliss" Mmmm, sounds very...........non-allergenic:

Apricot Bliss
6? diameter $29.00
9? diameter $39.00
organic brown rice flour, organic garbanzo bean flour, organic maple syrup, filtered water, organic canola oil, organic palm fruit oil, organic powdered evaporated cane

Papamikey wrote on September 19, 2008, 7:30 am
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OH!

And YES - MANOSITY...

I have sent out my picks for the movie list, including (but not DISCLUDING):

Daywatch
Gingerdead Man
Dead Meat
Feast

These are merely SUGGESTIONS, mind you, as concenssus has it that we will hit the local faceless MEGA-videostore (i.e. Rogers/Blockbuster/Videotron) and see what we can see.

Jesus would have wanted it this way.

Deril wrote on September 19, 2008, 10:57 am
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bastards!
motleymitch wrote on September 22, 2008, 2:22 am
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Well, it wasn't the best crop of movies we ever watched, though I think it was the most....so quantity over quality this time (as it always is, methinks).
Bad movies (some too bad even for Manos), ingestion of meat, fish, gummis, chocolate, chips & salsa, and even a minor glimpse of cinema boobage - it's what we all came here for, no?
All that, coupled with a good turnout (except Deril), and what more could you ask for?
The review "Play enjoyed by all" speaks for itself.
I must commend Steven on being a superb host. He smoked us a salmon, let us loiter and litter, endured lots of PLONT, banished his wife and kids for the weekend, punched Rob a lot, moved an extra sofa into the den for added comfort, and let me crash in a comfy bed. If we can raid his home at least once a year, no problems here.
Sir, I salute you!

Jefferygn wrote on September 22, 2008, 8:19 am
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First of all, thanks to Mitch for posting that lovely picture. When I was a kid, I wanted to go into the armed forces; based on that picture, I am now regretting the fact that I never did...

Okay, back to the fest. Yes, four stars for Steven's hosting duties. Very kind.

However: sorry guys, but the movie selection this year was probably the worst ever. I got more enjoyment out of Alien 3000 and Raging Sharks. There was no camp humor in the films. And I found our only enjoyment came from actually trying to extract some quality from the movies - good CGI in D-War, good production values and ending in Shrooms. So, minus 1.5 stars for movie selection.

Food. Mitch, you are a generous man. But with the amount of caramels I ate, I LITERALLY still felt sick to my stomach 24 hours later! That, combined with the volumes of Sweet Chili Doritos I consumed, and I am moments away from a double diagnosis of diabetes and collitis. Thank YOU! (And thank my sheer lack of willpower!) Minus 1 star.

And, while the momessos thing didn't work out, it was MY idea to go there, and you jagoffs decided to go out for lunch knowing full well I couldn't join you. One of the results was that I arrived starving, and hence had much less control when faced with a stone weight of caramels. Minus 0.5 stars.

And, sorry Steven, have to take you to task for this: you smoked a salmon not exactly out of generosity, but to USE US as guinea pigs! You didn't even taste it yourself! Sigh. As someone who missed out on smoked meat, I would have MUCH preferred heading out for a real meal for dinner. Instead we each got a few bits of experimental fish, and I filled the void with caramels and doritos. Minus 0.5 stars.

So, sorry to say, it was "The WORST Manos Fest EVER!"

And for the record, I was wrong about my theory about D-War. Despite being a Korean movie, the director chose to have American leads.

Deril wrote on September 22, 2008, 8:30 am
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Jeff, no offense, but sounds like lots of complaining from you. There is such a thing as "ordering-in". It's a cool thing, you pick up the phone, order a pizza or whatever you feel like and then they come abd bring it right to your door. I would have KILLEd to sit there and stuff myself on caramels, but it just wasn't in the cards. This is what happens when you tie yourself down with a wife and kids and then move out to Toronto.
motleymitch wrote on September 22, 2008, 8:42 am
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Precisely!
Manos or no Manos, Jeffy, you KNOW by now what to expect. We had previously mentioned that our lunch would be Momesso's...at noon. You wanna show at 3:30? Then eat beforehand, or better yet, stop at Momesso's for take-out - it's right by your parents' house too. You called from the road, you knew what we were up to.
And yes, willpower! Last time you complained about eating 3 pounds of chocolate-covered almonds (poor baby!) so I tried to get something I knew you'd like (and sours for Mikey).
Next time, you can bring hummous and pita and granola, add it to Mike & Derek's Gay Apricot Beer, and finish turning Manos into Fagfest.
There! I said it!

atomheartmother wrote on September 22, 2008, 8:45 pm
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Fagfest??? Is the Billdozer back in the fold??
motleymitch wrote on September 23, 2008, 8:54 am
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Perhaps, but I meant 'fags' as in 'cigarettes'.
I mean, come on now.
Papamikey wrote on September 23, 2008, 2:50 pm
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Interesting what keywords make certain individuals "perk up"....

"HEY NOW" - Hank Kingsley

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