|Cast: Kevin Sorbo,
Director(s): David Winning
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PPPP OOOOO LLLLLL!!!!!
OMG this was SOOOOOO bad. I mean PAINFUL bad. I mean think Alien-3000, now try to picture that movie made by people in WINNIPEG!!!
I have NOOOO idea what was so scary about this, nor what exactly the monster is/was? Is it the oil (stolen blatently from the X-Files) or was it the giant plant tentacle thing?
And hey! KEVIN SORBO!! PPPPOOOLLLL!!!
I just don't have the heart to bomb this, but dammit, for the GOOD of the people....
HEY! Here's the blade from the movie Krull! WHY am I posting it here? WHY NOT!! It makes as much sense as anything did in this movie....
ARRGH! Another "SOCIAL DRAMA!!!"
THIS MEANS WAR!
IT IS A SOCIAL DRAMA!!
Or maybe it's a treatise on modern warfare?
Or maybe an hard-core S/M porn?
Or maybe it's pastrami on rye!?
WHATEVER it is/was...it was NOT horror, nor thriller nor anything REMOTELY challenging to my "scared" neurons...
I must admit, it was Kevin Sorbolicious!
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