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OY! This was such Djreck. I watch 90% of this tonight and found it beyond bad. It looked like an episode of The Littlest Hobo (but with much worse acting). Also had Horshack (from Welcome Back Kotter) in it. I don't even have the enrgy to trash this accordingly. I would actually give it 1/2 a star (which is a bomb rating by the Derek school of rating movies) only because it was SO bad that I actually laughed at a few parts. There was this whole Rambo scene where her was "getting ready" to kick ass and he tied a shmattah on his head, put on a clean 'dirt shirt', shaved his fave dry with a survival knife (ala Rambo) - I must mention that although he ran the blade across his face, he didn't actually reduce his facial hair. He had this boat which was a cross between a motorcycle and a boogie board...AWFUL !
Why? WHY do I do this to myself night after night after night???
Does he actually eat snakes?
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