|Cast: Charlize Theron,
Jonny Lee Miller,
Director(s): Karyn Kusama
Genre: Science Fiction
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This is a perfect example of style over substance. The whole think was nonsensical from beginning to end. Very avoidable.
It shows you how bad a movie can be when Charlize Theron in a skin-tight suit can't save it.
I've been meaning to see this but have avoided it to date KNOWING I would hate it. WHY!!?!? WHWWHWHWHWHWYYYY!!?!!??
I guess you could ask the same to people who slow down to look at a car crash. Human nature?!!
Derek got it BANG on: STYLE over substance...everything in this movie is (if I may borrow the artsy word, Mitch): KITSCH. EVERYTHING is "meant" to look COOOL and futuristic but comes off looking like a 1.5 hour Chanel #5 perfume ad. EVERYONE pouts, EVERYONE saches instead of walking, EVERYONE flips and does all these gymnastic routines instead of simply fucking WALKING.
Even the ACTION/FIGHT scenes were more a choreographed rythm and dance routine. Fucking hell, wouldn't have looked out of place had they had judges at the end giving 10's for the ribbon and baton routine.
1 star for Charlize Theron's wee little titties.
Actually, WATCHING the movie only made me MORE interested in seeing the ORIGINAL graphic novel and MTV cartoon...
Because the STORY had promise if not the delivery stank like shaiiite.
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