|Cast: Jiffy Jeff Probst - Host,
Director(s): Mark Burnett
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Not a real movie!
Why do contestants apply to try for the $1M and then continuously and stupidly sabotage ANY chance of EVER getting there (much less to merge and the jury)?!?!!!
Bob Dawg - he's mean, he's green, he's obscene. He's TOAST.
Well, he was toast the moment he squeezed a loaf in the Casa di Charmin when the ENTIRE TRIBE didn't want him to. Then he celebrates this stupidity by DRINKING EVERYONE'S WINE!!??
That's a move that will get you ass kicked in ANY social situation, much less when you're competing or $1M smackers.
Recall: "You can touch a man's car, you can touch a man's wife, but never...EVER touch a man's beer/wine".
Sensei Bruce got off easy this time as most of the blame went to Bob Dawg...but now Obi Wan Aras is gunning for HIS head, too.
Then again, there's Airhead Courtney who's annoying EVERYONE, including Bruce and she's gearing to try a Coup D'Etat on Shane next week...we'll see if THAT backfires.
On the other side, you have a STRONG male alliance, but Cirie and Pipi Longstockings (aka Sally) seem to be dodging all the right bullets.
Another tip for future contestants: MODERATION. If you're starving, don't CRAM beans (or wine, or fish, or steak or ANYTHING) down your gullet...your body will reject it and you'll end up losing MORE than you put in!!!
I should rent myself out as a Survivor Coach.
Give me a DAMN cigarette, man....
tHAT WAS SO DUMB WITH THE (oops) beans and fish. Not surprised that those 2 got sick morons.
I really think the girls & Bruce should wise up and get rid of Shane & Aras. It's their only chance. They would have the #'s.
As for the other tribe. Terry is THE MAN!
This guy can do it all, he reminds me of Tom who won 2 seasons ago. He also has the imunity idol. I liked the clue by the way. It was taken from It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world (it's hidden under a big W). I told Anat before it happened that there would be a tree shaped like a 'Y' and that it would be there.
Anyways, Terry's looking solid for a final 4
Y'know, "Eye of the Tiger" was a decent 80's anthem, but geeeez, I didn't think their popularity would last THIS long. But I guess if millions of people still buy their shit.....I mean, I thought poeple were nuts for liking Nickelback....
So, here we are...mid-point of the season and the JURY begins.
The rampant Pagong'ing that's happened over the last couple of episodes is, by far, the most tedious aspect of the show. They TRIED to add in the element of the "Exile Island" to avert this simple knocking off of the lesser numbered merged tribe, but to no avail.
In the end, we have to wait 2-3 episodes until the more dominant alliance begins to feel confident/cocky enough to begin cannibalizing its own. This MAY happen next week and I THINK Courtney will be its first victim.
THEN the fun begins!
Personally, I'm not sure WHY Danielle and Bruce didn't jump ship when they knew they could have another alliance with more numbers. Especially Danielle who could be guaranteed a "get out of jail free" card with the secret idol squeezed between her fake boobs.
Or, as one co-worker pointed out, Terry could have used it to oust either Shane last week or Aras this week as they were second in the votes.
All this assumes Terry is not looking out for number 1, as much as he admits to being a "team player". Terry is playing this game perfectly, even the folks he screws (i.e. Austin) leave thinking Terry's da man. Hmmm, my bum feels sore, but Terry's da man!
You can almost HEAR the "Steve Austin" bionic sound....
don't have time to write fully, but the fact that those 2 didn't jump ship and Danielle could have had immunity to final 4 STUPID move. They will both be voted out 5 & 6th. Idiots. You can kiss the 1 mill goodbye.
Not much time to write, gotta get to bed, early hockey game tomorrow...
Rumour has it (*spoiler*) that Danielle is final four, even final two...she apparently is going to something NASTY and back-stabby to the rest of the Casaya Crazies...her and Terry are final Two in my books.
Bruce is going home next week (entitled "Medical Evacuation"), as is Courtney next. You can see the foreshadowing in the scene when Shane "elbowed her out of bed" and she didn't get any of the tribe's blanket. Classic Easter Egg from the producers.
And the new story line about Aras losing his cool/marbles...doesn't bode well for his storyline.......
I'd love to see Terry & Danielle in final 2, but I just don't see how that's possible. Terry would have to win virtually EVERY challenge from here on in. Mind you, that's kinda how Tom won a few seasons back.
I'm not sure how stupid all these people really are. First off, Danielle still thinks she's going somewhere with Shane cooome ooon. I'm glad Shane finally lost his control of the group as everyone voted differently than he did. He will no doubt have a freak out next week (and may be next to get botoed off). Terry is looking like a superstar and deservs to win it all. Keep in mind though, that no one has ever won the car AND the money. Terry took the car last night, so this is not a good sign. Don't forget he still hold the imunity idol which guarantees him final 4 now. Cerie FINALLY showed something yesterday. She is the one who actually stirred up the mess at camp and got people to sing their votes. she said she wanted Courtney gone and it happend. Other thing Terry has going for him is that no one on the jury hates him. He has not had to lie or cheat to get to where he is. COurtney however (and soon Shane, Aras & Cerie & Danielle) will HAVE to turn on eachother to get to the finals and then will have those they turned on (like Courtney) deciding where the money goes. I guarantee she is voting for Terry, and the rest of Terry's old team will vote for him as well. Even Bruce knew that his alliance was stringing him along and he'll most likely give Terry his vote too.
next week should be VERY interesting. If I were Terry, I wouldn't do much next week. He needs to have either Aras or Shane go, and then he has a good chance of going to the final 2.
It could be him and Cerie in the finals. I think that he should REFUSe to make any deals with Danielle moving forward. he doesn't need her any more. He's gone to her twice now (and even offered her the immunity) and she still won't go for it. She deserves to lose based on her total stupidity. She does look good in her bikini though! RRRAAAWWWWRRRR (minus the hairy pitts she displayed last night)
Oh yeah baby!
I just threw up in my mouth and swallowed it back down.
thanks for that. There's less hair on my dog
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